II. The Great Home Battle (II)
I was scared to death! I let out a sigh of relief and patted my sore bottom
"Stop talking nonsense, are you going to cook or not?" He threatened me
I cannot match him, as he has me firmly in his grasp
At this moment, Yuan Mubin also arrived in the kitchen, holding a box of instant noodles. He certainly would not cook anything, so he could only eat instant noodles
I stuck out my tongue, rolled my eyes at him, slowly finished my dinner, occasionally making satisfied expressions, and patted my belly to tease him
He stomped his feet and said with a menacing gesture: "Do not get carried away! If you have the ability, stay in the kitchen today and do not come out! If you dare to step out even half a step, hehehe..."
He smiled wickedly, a strange glimmer flashing in his eyes, and said: "You better not regret it!"
He leaned closer to me and said, "Promise to cook for me, and I will let you go."
"Naive fool, you fell for it so quickly. Weren't you supposed to be sleeping in the kitchen today? I just wanted to trick you into coming out, and you really took the bait!" He threw away the fabric bear and scissors, and suddenly grabbed my hand.
After a while
"Are you sure you don't want to change?" He stood up, glaring at me fiercely, his nearly perfect features contorted into a terrifying expression
Suddenly, he picked me up horizontally, and I struggled desperately in his embrace. He held me tighter and tighter, making it impossible to break free.
I absolutely do not want that bowl of saltwater noodles! How infuriating! Such a despicable person! Do you think you can drive me away with such underhanded tactics? I refuse to fall for it!
"You... what do you want..." I had only spoken half of my sentence when I saw him put down the instant noodles and approach me with an arrogant demeanor, causing me to retreat in fear.
Huh? Do I look like a bean sprout? I scrutinized myself and defiantly shouted towards the kitchen: "You are still a scallion! What good is being tall? You can never become a dish, only a garnish!"
He pushed me against the wall, his eyes glinting with cold light, and said: "Do you need me to reward you with a kiss before you are willing?" He kept leaning closer to me, his lips almost touching mine
I did not expect him to walk over directly and hand me the instant noodles, saying: "Cook the noodles!"
I recalled Chao Yu's kiss and shouted hysterically: "Chao Yu is not someone as despicable and shameless as you!" Tears began to well up in my eyes, and through my tear-blurred vision, I saw his lips drawing closer and closer. Finally, I could no longer hold back my tears.
"If you are unwilling to cook noodles for me, then you shall be met with a cold shoulder!" With a loud "bang," he closed the door again
How is it? Can't you hold on any longer? Last time, when you provided that president with a favor, didn't you accept his kiss with pleasure? He gazed at me without a hint of compassion, as if I were a toy he could trample on at will
"Let me go! What do you want to do?" I shouted loudly, my face turning bright red
What? I was instantly petrified; my cooking is far superior to your instant noodles. Besides, I added plenty of ingredients to the noodles, only a fool would trade with you
Do not cook! Do not cook! Just do not cook!
I picked up the cooking utensils and slipped into the kitchen as if fleeing, then locked the door behind me
I wore a mournful expression, almost acting out the scene of a starving ghost reincarnating: "Open the door quickly! I'm so hungry, I'm about to starve to death!"
Gurgle gurgle... My uncooperative stomach has started to growl again, reminding me that it is time to eat
He sat there, crossing his legs and waiting for me, wearing an air of cynicism. I placed the instant noodles in front of him, already feeling a sense of schadenfreude in my heart
I said emphatically: "I have seen unreasonable people, but I have never seen anyone as unreasonable as you. This is my dish; what right do you have to ask me to exchange it? No exchange!"
I quickly prepared the meal, and to prevent him from locking the kitchen door again, I brought the meal along with the instant noodles out and placed them on the dining table
He opened the door a crack, poked his head out, and with a tone laced with mockery said: "So, how is it? Are you willing to cook noodles for me now?"
I had no choice but to change my strategy, pretending to plead for mercy as I pushed the door open, saying: "Alright, alright! I will cook noodles for you, will that suffice?"
What if I don't come out
Hmph, you think it's that easy for me to yield so quickly! As soon as he turned around, I threw a handful of salt into his instant noodles
What? Did I hear that correctly? He asked me to cook noodles? We are not close enough for me to cook for him! Does he have no hands or feet? Why should I do it? I have a thousand reasons not to, I disdain him! I seriously disdain him!
"If you can't stand it, you can move out!" he said with a cold smile
He replied to me downstairs: "Bean sprouts, I wish you good luck"
What should I do now? I haven't cooked yet, and I'm starving
Let you eat! Let you eat! It will make you salty to death! Haha!
This is simply shameless! It seems he has already seized upon my weakness. I spent an entire night making a fabric bear, and it looks like he is about to ruin it with his scissors, what should I do
Dinner time has arrived, and I came down from the second floor to the kitchen to prepare the meal
Do not! I am naturally soft and do not respond to hard pressure, so I will not be coerced or tempted.
If the tiger does not show its power, do you take me for a sick cat
He glanced at my dish, as if he could see through my thoughts, and said while picking up the noodles: "Exchange!"
I seem to have heard some strange sounds coming from someone's stomach! Are they very hungry?
Open the door! I want to go in!
I patted my belly and found that it ungratefully emitted signals of hunger
If you dare to cut it, I will fight you!
He suddenly opened the door, and I stumbled, nearly falling. I steadied myself, and not wanting to lose my temper, I said: "You go out first, and I will bring it to you once it's ready."
Rest assured, I would never take a liking to someone as immature as you, just wanted to help you move to a different spot. He carried me to the living room and threw me heavily onto the sofa, then walked into the kitchen and closed the door.
I picked up the fabric bear from the ground, held it tightly in my arms, and ran directly back upstairs, shouting: "You dead scallion, remember this!"
I raised the spatula in my hand, poised and ready for action
If you had listened earlier, it wouldn't have been so troublesome! He handed me the instant noodles and then turned around and left the kitchen
This guy probably can't even cook instant noodles
I suddenly realized that his face is just like a piece of instant noodles, I really wish I could take a bite out of it
I ran to the kitchen door and found that it was deadbolted, and I couldn't open it no matter what.
I will sleep in the kitchen tonight, and you can sleep on the floor! Haha! If you have the ability, just guard the kitchen door forever. Hmph, daring to threaten me, I won't fall for that.
"I refuse!" I said angrily, as my stomach unexpectedly growled.
He raised his chin, giving off an air of mystery. I could see that one of his hands was holding my fabric doll bear, while the other hand was brandishing a pair of scissors that had appeared out of nowhere. He kept gesturing with the scissors, pretending to cut up my fabric bear.
I quickly wiped away my tears, calming my anger, and watched as he skillfully used the kitchen utensils to start cooking instant noodles
I hurriedly opened the door and rushed over, wanting to reclaim my fabric bear
Gulu—gulu—
I pounded on the door with all my might, shouting: "This is a public area, I have the right to enter!"
Yuan Mubin took a bite of instant noodles and spat it out with a "pfft". I watched this scene through the kitchen glass and couldn't help but laugh heartily.
This cannot go on! If he does not open the door soon, I will starve to death. I reasoned that brute force would not solve the problem, so I had to resort to cunning.
Ah! Damn it! It turns out that everything he just did was to mock me, he actually deceived me! To drive me away, he even resorted to such means.
He has been standing outside, constantly drinking water and rinsing his mouth, shouting loudly: "If you have the ability, then sleep in the kitchen!"
"If I don't change, I won't change!" Damn it, I definitely can't beat him, so I involuntarily took a few steps back, "You... you are bullying me!"
There was no response from inside the door, this fellow has not an ounce of compassion, he is simply obstinate, hard-hearted, and unyielding
"You wish! I would never kiss someone as childish as you! Wipe away your tears; if you can't stand it, just move out quickly!" He left me and walked into the kitchen, disdainfully saying, "Hmph, I really can't stand whiny women!"
Damn it! A super villain! I am shaking with anger, and tears are almost bursting out. He actually wants to take away my first kiss, which is simply intolerable!
What do you want to do? Do not come over